splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Sady Patty

A sad burger patty. In other words, an Edin

Yeah Edin was being a real Sady Patty at the function.

by ELPanadero36 October 22, 2023

tea patty

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.

“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”

by Sorazo December 19, 2023

Fag Patty

When a gay male poops on another gay male’s genitalia.

“Hey, it’s Grant! I wanted to apologize about that Fag Patty last night, Konner.”

by Patty Pusher December 31, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."

Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.

by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024

Fatty Patty

a species of william jones that has a nature of ordering 20 mcnuggets, a large chips, large chocolate milkshake and if feeling peckish a mcflurry or two (They are always feeling peckish).

hello fatty patty

by tidgems February 17, 2024