OWNED!

n. When one is completely submissive (i.e., "the bitch") to another in a conflict

Lin completely OWNED! Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home without his masculinity.

by T. Pizzle September 21, 2008

Ownage

A period in your life wherein you game alot and play it good. The period stretches usually from 13-16 years. This period can be re-lived at the age of 18.

Hans: Dude i played Killzone 2 yesterday till'5 o clock in the night! And i got 400 points in one round!

Jerry: Back to the Ownage!

by Casdebom May 7, 2009

owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave October 2, 2005

Fuck the Co-Owner day

Refers to the day where the members of a certain server is allowed to harass the Co-Owner of the said server. This type of event occurs during the 18th of December.

Its fuck the Co-Owner day today! What a wonderful day we're having. Now we can freely fuck with the Co-Owner!

by #4915 December 15, 2021

Inuyasha owns Fullmetal Alchemist

It's my opinion all right, and it's not any more or less valid than anyone else's opinion. If you think it isn't, then you're a Fascist Nazi asshole!

Geekoman is a Fascist Nazi Asshole

by inuyasharocks March 1, 2005

Inuyasha owns Fullmetal Alchemist

Except they both suck, though Inuyasha slightly less, as FLCL owns them all.

FLCL is better than Inuyasha and FMA combined, twice over.

by 8-Bit Mario February 27, 2005

OWNED

The word used to describe when I rock you. Also, I use it to describe when other people get rocked by other people. There are many variations of 'owned': viciously owned, severely owned, OWNED!!!, OOOOOOWNED!!, and others. Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

::I rock someone like I always do.::

Me: You just got OOOOOOWNED!!!!
Them: ...stfu..
Me: Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

by Seb The Lodge Minnesota February 21, 2004