crescent moon blumpkin

Taking a shit in an out-house while recieving fellatio from your willing sex partner.

Sue gave me a mean crescent moon blumpkin when we were camping this week-end.

by The Brain from NY November 21, 2005

half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.

Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"

by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019

honey baby moon

When you get married while pregnant so your honeymoon and baby moon are the same trip.

As the bride was six months pregnant, the vacation after the wedding was really a honey baby moon.

by behill June 8, 2022

Trying to Jump to The Moon

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Trying to do something that seems to be impossible

Friend 1 is trying to make an invention without any knowledge about anything related to it.
Friend 2: Hey, stop trying to jump to the moon!

by Nocaerc January 16, 2020

Full Moon's Night

To make love to a partner all night; generally rough, unprotected sex.

"let's have a full Moon's Night"

"Your mother had a Full Moon's Night"

by ALDictonary June 5, 2022