Black Friday

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.

Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.

by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014

Black lungs

A nickname for Charli Damelio, because she vaped

Hey black lungs

by Free urban January 1, 2021

Black Sack

A condition caused by excessive lint (commonly present in a new pair of underwear) clinging to the scrotum after the first use. The fuzz will fuse with ball sweat or Fermunda Cheese giving the appearance of an African-American's scrotum.

Trisha was disgusted at my Black Sack! She didn't believe that it was from my new pair of Fruit-of-the-Loom boxer briefs.

by RealTexarkanaTits August 26, 2013

Black tip

A marijuana oil vape cartridge of low quality, that has a black plastic mouthpiece.

“Hell nah dude, I ain’t smokin’ black tips.”

by pusiassniga69 June 8, 2018

spray on black

some who pretends to act like a black stereo type, (walks with a swagger or who tries to act like a rapper or gangster or someone from the ghetto) to try to act cool or for attention, there spraying them selves black (looking black) but they aren't really black

person 1: wow its josh
spray on black kid: yoyoyo i'm fo sho in da hood yeah boy!
person 2: what a spray on black

by randomhomemovies September 28, 2009

black walnut

When several dingle berries clump together so much that they take on the shape of a walnut.

Dude, this camping trip has lasted so long that my shit has clumped into black walnuts around my asshole.

by Trombone77 July 30, 2021

Black Toque

A person who will compulsively argue with you no matter what your opinion is. Derived from a guy like this who always wore the same ugly black toque everyday.

person 1: (sees really hot girl in a bar) dude, check out that chick over there, got to be the hottest girl in the whole bar.
person 2: meh she's okay
Person 1: quit being such a black toque!

by macstudent47 December 16, 2008