Potato Fishing

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."

by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

chicken and potatoes

A way of referring to a man's penis and testicles.

Wife: Honey, I'm making chicken and potatoes for dinner tonight.

Husband: Hot damn!

by ladeeda777 August 08, 2011

Blue Potato

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

by AtomicShockwave March 10, 2015

Sweet Potato

To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it

Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!

by Acorns Anonymous November 21, 2019

Mr. Potato

mr. potato

someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool

Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"

mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"

issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"

David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"

by sampras40 November 27, 2010

Potato picture

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer

Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture

by Thatwhiteguystereotypical April 28, 2016

Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 12, 2020