half-a-retard

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"

"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"

by stefan campbell October 29, 2007

your retarded

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

by albinoboy December 6, 2006

retard sandwich

1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

by Bianca April 8, 2004

mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

dumbfuck retard

Deborah

Deborah is a dumbfuck retard

by TheRealistAlpaca7 September 24, 2017

retard parade

When a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.

Dammit, I'm late for a foot appointment and I need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a retard parade so I have to wait until the red light!

by Andariel Halo April 7, 2010

what the retarded

A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.

Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.

Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.

by bokonon June 12, 2005