you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by anonymous February 16, 2022

pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.

Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek April 20, 2022

Pick me

The term "pick-me" generally refers to a person, typically a woman, who attempts to gain validation from men by appearing to be different from or less threatening to other women, often at the expense of those same women. This validation is often sought through acts or statements that imply they are "not like other girls" and align themselves with male interests or perspectives. The term is often used in a derogatory way, implying that the person is being disingenuous and seeking attention by appearing to be "one of the boys" or superior to other women.

Ex: “Syerra is such a pick me”

by WHIM WHAMIEE May 14, 2025

Pick and Shovel Girl

Another term for a gold digger.

(Gold Digger: A person, generally a woman, whose romantic pursuit of, relationship with, or marriage to a wealthy person is primarily or solely motivated by a desire or pursuit of money or other financial-based gifts or services. An opportunist).

I attended a recent social function and within the first ten minutes of conversation with a woman I had been introduced to I could tell she was nothing more than a pick and shovel girl.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 1, 2023

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 19, 2023

Pick to Play

"Pick to Play" is another "Pay to Play" type of game mode. The initial game is free, but there's certain options that you need to pay in order to pick, locking down part of the game to customers. It can be a bit of a hassle as it keeps people who can't pay from getting the full experience and gets tiresome very fast.

Pay to Play Game Mobile Games DLC

P1: Hey have you tried the new game by Berries?
P2: No, it has pick to play and I don't want to support that kind of thing.

by Lol Kat April 5, 2018

Pick me Pearl

A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.

"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"

by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024