door muffin

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

by EverybodyPanic July 6, 2009

Slut Muffin

Used to call annoying smart-ass people, usually after they have said an annoying pun.

Person 1: Hey, what so u call a nazi fish?
Person 2: Idk
Person 1: ADOLFIN!!!
Person 2:... you Slut Muffin

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)

Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin

by Donn3ll February 11, 2009

Muffin stamp

A tramp stamp on a muffin top.

Tramp stamp? That's a muffin stamp!

by Brun064 July 15, 2010

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011

Moist Muffins

A term used to confirm/agree to something

Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?

Jon: You bet I am!

Joel: Moist Muffins!

by Faglips McGee November 13, 2011

cum muffin

A woman who you are sexually interested in because you want to bust a nut all over their insides.

"What's up cum muffin, you wan sum fuk?"

by bilboteabaggins May 20, 2017