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Weed Monkey

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.
Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*
by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010
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monkey beam

1. An intense bright focused beam of light enclosed in a spotlight housing attached to the left front post of a police cruiser. It's primary use is to illuminate "African American's", "French Canadians" or any other type of "nappy headed hoes" in high crime areas or inner city ghetto's.

2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.
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1. Burger, did you see that cop monkey beam that group of French Canadian's behind the dumpster by the liquor store?

They were smoking crack and got caught.

Those French Canadians never learn.
by dixie mongus May 30, 2007
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monkey brains

When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain
"Hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?" "sure why not"..........."EEEEWWWWWWW THATS UR BALLS!"
by Rob Echlin July 22, 2004
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blunt monkey

female that will give it up for a blunt
I got the blunt monkey live
by lemony snicket September 20, 2005
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porch monkey

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.
Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.
by theko July 27, 2006
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porch monkey

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"
by fyrchken April 1, 2007
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Northern Monkey

weird sort from up norf. although from england, they don't speak the language. they hate margaret thatcher and love gravy. most of them have never made it out of the town they were born in and are very proud of living in the arsehole of england.

when not down t'mine, the northern monkey likes to sit on urban dictionary giving thumbs down to 'northern monkey' definitions and thumbs up to 'southern fairy' ones.
by iwillbanguout January 19, 2011
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