your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 5, 2021

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

your mom

a fat cow on legs

i saw your mom at a farm

by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019