Some guy who thinks that being turned on by women kissing and grossed out by penises makes him a lesbian, apparently missing the fact that he's male. Male lesbians usually talk about how they're male lesbians all the time and expect actual lesbian/bi women to think this is awesome.
Guy: I'm a male lesbian!
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
by Aster M. September 22, 2005
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Get the male chicken mug.A person who was born as a female, also known as trans ftm(female to male). Trans males are just as valad as cis males(born male, identifies as male(A.K.A. not trans for those who "don't like the term cis")). They tend to use "He/Him/His" pronouns(Pronouns(for those who "don't use pronouns") are what you use in place of one's name or one's own name to not need to say someone's name all the time.), unlike cis women or trans women who use "She/Her/Hers" pronouns
person one: Hi, my name is insert random name, and I'm a trans male
person two: Hey, I'm insert other random name, I'm a cis male
person one: That's cool, have a nice day
person two: Alrighty, you too
person two: Hey, I'm insert other random name, I'm a cis male
person one: That's cool, have a nice day
person two: Alrighty, you too
by The Sebster 69,420 November 5, 2020
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by anonymous October 28, 2021
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“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
They exist to subvert social norms often exhibiting strange or demeaning behavior in the eyes of society, but in their own minds the actions exist as a means to an end. They do not care about social ostracism and frequently are alone, don’t engage with relationships and prefer it to stay that way. They are surrounded by an air of superiority and tend to be the top dog in their own world, but in the eyes of others they are loud, inconsiderate, secluded and awkward. And that’s okay in their mind. As long as they believe they are on top, the methodology does not matter.
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
They exist to subvert social norms often exhibiting strange or demeaning behavior in the eyes of society, but in their own minds the actions exist as a means to an end. They do not care about social ostracism and frequently are alone, don’t engage with relationships and prefer it to stay that way. They are surrounded by an air of superiority and tend to be the top dog in their own world, but in the eyes of others they are loud, inconsiderate, secluded and awkward. And that’s okay in their mind. As long as they believe they are on top, the methodology does not matter.
Girl :”UGH! He smells like shit!. He must be a sigma male.”
Girl 2: “He leaked confidence out of every pore! Look at his swagger, his style-“
Girl 1: “AND THE LARGE ODOR CLOUD OF SHIT!”
Girl 2:” He looks wealthy. I want to ask him out!”
Girl 2 goes to the guy.
Gurl2: “want to go to the park one day?”
Sigma male: “I do not want a girlfriend. All it will do is distract me from my ultimate plan…*monologues for five minutes straight*
…and sell off all my cum socks to the black marker.”
Girl 2: *walks away absolutely appalled.*
Girl 2: “He leaked confidence out of every pore! Look at his swagger, his style-“
Girl 1: “AND THE LARGE ODOR CLOUD OF SHIT!”
Girl 2:” He looks wealthy. I want to ask him out!”
Girl 2 goes to the guy.
Gurl2: “want to go to the park one day?”
Sigma male: “I do not want a girlfriend. All it will do is distract me from my ultimate plan…*monologues for five minutes straight*
…and sell off all my cum socks to the black marker.”
Girl 2: *walks away absolutely appalled.*
by crazyastrogirl December 25, 2021
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Get the maggot mailer mug.Although both are existing, female gamers are rare and not as skilled(not sexist) male gamers play more often due to a lack of life and social skills. Female gamers play due to lack of popularity or lack of friends. When it came down to it male gamers more than destroyed female gamers in the cod bo1 world leagues and the 2014 world Olympics, and many more games. So when it comes down to it male gamers take lead of being the best. Although does not apply to all, the top gamer in the world is indeed male. Although they should make two categories for male and female due to how fair it is on the females.
Oroboro destroyed metal Kat in the 2015 PvP king/queen challenge. Elite zealot is better than she us 1337 in the 1v1 halo challenges. Nebula was better than all his opponents in cod bo1-2. So male gamers vs female gamers is so unfair... Therefore there should be a female and male category for gaming awards.
by Scourge Lockheart December 15, 2016
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