Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019

ava x matt

ava will change her name to be with her lovely Matt

I want to hold u in my arms Matt and love you every night. I love Ava x matt

by Gluten free Ebola January 9, 2022

Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.

"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class

by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 11, 2024

matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.

Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell

by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021

Matt

A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith

Make sure you're on Matt's team for PVP

by I'dratherbebitch February 21, 2024