Millennial Divorce

A "Millennial Divorce" is when two younger married people (millennials whatever their age may be) who file for divorce, they have no real assets but they fight over most issues, then they get offended by everything and everyone in the process, have a high sense of entitlement, and their legal bill is paid for by their parents.

Ashley and Chad never should have married. Now they are getting divorced, fighting over everything and they own nothing. All the while their parents both pay for their legal bills. It's truly a Millennial Divorce where no one is wrong and everyone is offended.

by Divorce Guru November 26, 2025

Millennial Sunrise

The sweet rapture one experiences upon first glance at the blinding light of an atom bomb.

I got excited for my millennial sunrise this morning when a flash of light hit me by the window. Turns out my transformer blew and now I have no power to make coffee.

by Drobee January 9, 2026

Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.

"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"

by Marc P November 5, 2008

Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.

I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?

by boredworker55 March 18, 2011

Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.

yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.

by booyah316 April 3, 2011

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011