Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019

Spum Lord

Spum Lord is an insult to call someone a moronic cum brain in public without using such harsh vocabulary

*some kid with a loud speaker blasting music in a common area acting like a complete fool and disturbing the peace*

“Hey Spum lord turn that shitty music down and go do something productive”

by ARCTIC STRFISH November 19, 2019

The Lord’s Chips

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.

“These are the Lord’s chips!”

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

Snort Lord

Someone who snorts a copious amount of cocaine.

Yo that guy is going crazy what’s wrong with him?

He’s probably a snort lord

by Clhernan01 February 21, 2019

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

by soundless scream March 3, 2019

Wither Lord

A really horny dude on kik who likes to send his cock to people.

Wither lord is gay

by Sancker March 16, 2019

DOUGLAS (LORD OF ANOREXIA)

a teenager who has severe autism, anorexia, and awkwardness. he posts stolen content on his youtube channel (4D beats). He drinks sustagen and is as thin as a stick.

Did u hear what DOUGLAS (LORD OF ANOREXIA) did at lunch time, he was really weird and awkward towards the grade 7ers

by DOUGLES LORD OF ANOREXIA March 18, 2019