lost

when your so fuckin high you dont know where the fuck you are or what the fuck your doing

man i am so lost right now

hey settle down foods right there your to fuckin lost right now.

by time420 March 3, 2007

lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.

Hey! Come over here, lobster.

by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011

Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved

I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..

by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010

Blue lobster meme

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex

Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes

by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

Lost My Hat

The term "I lost my hat" is used as a general response, when a person is astounded or baffled at something, be it a person's idiocy or unwarranted self-praise. The term can also be used as a response to another person's completely lackluster news.

Idiot: "How do you spell red?"
You: "You're so stupid that I just lost my hat."

Freak: "My cat can stand on its hind legs for a whole FOUR SECONDS."
You: "I just lost so much of my hat that I had to go find it in China and take a plane back here."

by DocNein May 2, 2010

lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005

lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

by homosexual March 29, 2003