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Land Ass

Does Colorado have more land ass than Tennessee?
by Doc Hudson’s child May 2, 2022
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gun land

gun land is a prospect from the human mind combining both gun and land. Gun land is not something that exists in our physical reality, but something horrifying that makes its presence noticed. Few humans ever understand the concept of gun land, but once they learn about it, gun land changes them irreversibly. Just like many taboo subjects, it is not illegal to discuss gun land, but it is frowned upon. Just remember, never speak of gun land, and if you do, always make sure to spell it in lowercase letters, or else.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of gun land?"
"Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, you sick disgusting shit?!"
by gun land March 8, 2012
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Leprechaun Land

"I bought two Aer Lingus tickets to Leprechaun Land."
by RoundenBrown July 11, 2017
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Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016
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Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)
FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark
by Toji? December 12, 2024
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Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"
"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."
by JohnGlue October 26, 2025
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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