by all doo March 25, 2011
Get the jordan Stewiemug. a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird
you: yeah its really weird
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
Get the jordanmug. Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
Get the jordan b smithmug. When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
Get the Michael Jordan Skirgemug. a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011
Get the Jordan Beansmug. EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.