by Apdogod1 June 06, 2023
A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d July 15, 2013
When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.
They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"
Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
by TBoarder July 16, 2013
When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
by bunkerspreckels February 10, 2016
Someone who suffers from the effects of Copium. Willing to perform demon time services just to get a couple dollars.
by DownBadBrad June 30, 2021
After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.
Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
by etcetera16 December 24, 2010
by Tom Norbert June 02, 2017