Jimmy Carl Black

"Hello boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group."
by runtgreen June 08, 2018
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Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.
You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!
by Dawwonnn January 21, 2021
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jimmy-up the mack

A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!

Cast member: Just go do it!

Bob: What is it!

Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!

Bob: but!....but!

Cast member: GO!
by Rekced Yrrek December 02, 2006
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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021
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Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
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Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
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