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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

peanut butter jelly time
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Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb

Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.

"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"

Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
by AK199295018 September 15, 2019
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Jelli

a person who is completely baked and can’t hide it to save their life
drew: dude ur so jelli. how many hits did you take?
by PackOpenerUltraLord August 16, 2019
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Kamagra Oral Jelly

These are Kamagra Oral Jelly (Kamagra Oral Jelly 100mg) which are specific dosage forms with soft texture which dissolve and get consumed rapidly within the mouth and thus providing the active ingredient Sildenafil citrate to enter the bloodstream rapidly. himsedpills.com
Kamagra or Sildenafil Oral Jelly sachet should be consumed at least 15 minutes before physical activity. Just cut and open the jelly sachet, swallow all its content or even you can squeeze it a spoon than have it.
by himspills August 20, 2019
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Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain
Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain
by Turtles23 May 23, 2018
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Jelly

Your are a Jelly
by Luna Drake May 27, 2018
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Jelly-Toes

When you smoke so much dope and can not feel your toes.
Wasssssup Jelly-Toes?
by Mitch Riley December 14, 2017
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