April 14th is recognized as National 3 Hole Qualification Day. It's 2 months after Valentine's Day and 1 month after Steak and BJ Day. A holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Do you know what day it is?? It's April 14th!! National 3 Hole Qualification Day!!
John: "OH boy... I wish I could get laid like you Joe..."
John: "OH boy... I wish I could get laid like you Joe..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
Get the April 14thmug. The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside
Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"
by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020
Get the April foolsmug. An April Jasmine is a beautiful, smart and sweet shy girl that could make even the saddest person okay. One of the rarest people on earth. Chances of meeting an April Jasmine are 1 to 1,000,000. Chances of meeting a non-complex April Jasmine is 1 to 1,000,000,000. It's best to keep your April Jasmines close. You never know when you might loose such a divine gem.
Person 1: Have you met the new girl?
Person 2: The shy one?, Yea I've spoken with her, she doesn't talk much.
Person 1: Don't be fooled. She's a crazy fun person.
Person 2: Really? She must be an April Jasmine
Person 1: Yea. I never thought I would meet an April Jasmine in my lifetime.
Person 2: We must be really lucky.
Person 2: The shy one?, Yea I've spoken with her, she doesn't talk much.
Person 1: Don't be fooled. She's a crazy fun person.
Person 2: Really? She must be an April Jasmine
Person 1: Yea. I never thought I would meet an April Jasmine in my lifetime.
Person 2: We must be really lucky.
by 2904 September 24, 2022
Get the April Jasminemug. Taurus. Stubborn and head strong but that is her charm, she never backs down; a fighter. She is a person who is worth loving, worth giving your everything. She is a person who deserves to be loved, cared for and cherished. She is a person who will be blessed in all things she do. She is responsible and hard working that is why she succeeds in everything. She is worth everything- your time, effort, tears, laughter and love.
She is the one. The person she marries will be the luckiest person in the world. She is everything that you could ever want as a wife. She has her imperfections but that us what makes her perfect.
She is the one. The person she marries will be the luckiest person in the world. She is everything that you could ever want as a wife. She has her imperfections but that us what makes her perfect.
by ObsidianDragon June 19, 2021
Get the April Angelicamug. by georgog April 13, 2021
Get the April 13mug. A month in which you cannot watch Anime in any form whatsoever. Increases the chance of losing virginity by 1000%
by assrider6969 December 30, 2018
Get the No Anime Aprilmug. y/n: dude its April 14th!
fake friend: and?
y/n: it's tell your fake friends to go the fuck away day!
fake friend: ooo nice! can i come with you?
y/n: no, you need to go the fuck away :/
fake friend: and?
y/n: it's tell your fake friends to go the fuck away day!
fake friend: ooo nice! can i come with you?
y/n: no, you need to go the fuck away :/
by lxver seii April 13, 2022
Get the April 14thmug.