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hair patty

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.
by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017
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Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.
I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.
by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017
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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
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Hair dryer

When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.
She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.
by Dirtmcgirtbruh January 6, 2017
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Love Hair

In the 70s girls had a lot of love hair.
by bobmcsmith January 11, 2012
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goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.
I fucking hate goat hairs man.
by Fech1990 August 23, 2015
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Hair Nest

"That girl needs to shave her hair nest!"
by Coolbeans9000 November 10, 2009
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