Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Goose workout

Apparently a type of workout to Sarah farquad

I’m doing a goose workout

by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021

goosenumps

goosebump but numb

im having goosenumps

by ajajbsisnesoizz February 13, 2021

Goose Away

Shut the fuck up

Pls goose away

by spaggetsalad March 9, 2021

goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu

"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"

by StinkyPoke March 9, 2021

Goose Egg

When a Man hits his nut sack off of something and ends up getting a swollen nut for around 2 days.

AHHH I hit my nuts off the corner of the table and now I have a goose egg

by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021