The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
by Pulpi1 June 01, 2014
After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 29, 2010
Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
by Mister Rat November 09, 2009
To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.
by grimm23 January 31, 2022
by MandingoTrump September 05, 2018
Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
by WallyFro March 11, 2003
by Douglas S November 22, 2006