When a seriously bored individual spends hours doing nothing but looking through facebook, to the point of madness or suicide, whichever comes first.
X: "Have you seen Andy? I swear he's spent four hours on facebook! Hasn't he got better things to do?"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
by Captain Capable July 12, 2011
A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.
upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.
by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014
When a person on facebook sends friend invites to everyone that they see (Usually friends of friends). This act is usually performed when a person is so unpopular that they try to have a superior ammount of friends to their peers to give the illusion of popularity.
"Hey, did you get a friend invite from (name here)"
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."
by hates those who deserve it October 04, 2009
When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!
by Cuca May 08, 2007
A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,
A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"
.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:
but anyways...POKE!
A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"
.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:
but anyways...POKE!
I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.
Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
by boreddork May 20, 2011
The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.
She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.
by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011
And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
by XXXRIP September 12, 2018