n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
by Mpaper August 08, 2011
The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .
Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
by MrMojoRisin17 August 15, 2016
When a person on facebook sends friend invites to everyone that they see (Usually friends of friends). This act is usually performed when a person is so unpopular that they try to have a superior ammount of friends to their peers to give the illusion of popularity.
"Hey, did you get a friend invite from (name here)"
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."
"Yeah, do you know her?"
"No, she's probably just a Facebook slut."
by hates those who deserve it October 04, 2009
When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!
by Cuca May 08, 2007
A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,
A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"
.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:
but anyways...POKE!
A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"
.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:
but anyways...POKE!
I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.
Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
by boreddork May 20, 2011
I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.
by square peg October 28, 2009
The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.
She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.
by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011