washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy March 10, 2016

fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.

A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!

by 1337Otto March 06, 2022

asian fruit

A fruit that is asian

IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT

by AyeWaddup April 12, 2017

sick fruit

Drugs

"Hey, do you know we're they sell sick fruit." -Rod

"Do I look like a drug dealer to you?" -Random Person
"Yeah, bruh." -Rod

"I'ma call the cops on you foo!" -Random Person

by THE DRAGON_SLAYER February 08, 2016

Fruit Slinger

Something you call someone in Animal Jam when you have a homophobic slur to say and the chat system filters it out.

"Fruit Slinger, Fruit Slinger!!"

"Are those 3 year olds calling me fruity and slurs?" Said the little gay boy.

by The One True Material Gworl October 07, 2022

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 10, 2022