fish mouthing

When your butthole continuously flexes during or after a Hardy poo. The action is is like a fish gasping for air.

That turd was so big that I'm fish mouthing over here.

by Ben Jiggins April 21, 2018

Carp fishing

Like cat fishing only the pics are real, but before the sex change.

Jeff-“totally got catfished by a tinder tranny this weekend “
Katlin-“You mean carp fished, the correct term is carp fishing Jeff”

by Deathroltroll666 December 30, 2018

Gutting a Fish

To finger or have sex with a woman

Im gutting a fish tonight.

by Gordon J Ramsay July 14, 2019

Helicopter Fish

A Helicopter Fish is a big huge fish with a blade in it's mouth. It spins it's blades in it's mouth to chop up prey.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A HELICOPTER FISH! IT WILL CHOP US UP AND EAT IS ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVVE! AHHHHH!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 5, 2022

fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.

Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.

by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016

Fish turd

A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.

Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.

by bepis with no b May 9, 2018

Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.

Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!

by dcastdal October 10, 2013