Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

by I’m tits March 18, 2021

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022

Evan

Though sometimesEvan seems self centered, he is! He takes pride in the little things his family and work. He is very passionate about what he adores but...his high self esteem get in his way. Did I mention he has a weak spot for women he can’t have? Anyways Keep Your Evan close to you

We get it Evan you won the football game.....

Cool! Thanks for the speech Evan!

by Mis///casssteneda April 19, 2021

Rion Evans

Good man, athlete, in love with lily.

Hes Rion Evans.

by asdfnjb 33 November 28, 2017

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Izzy Evans

Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.

1: Is that Izzy Evans?
2: Yes, she is perfect, isn’t she?

by Never here October 2, 2021