Dutch pan flute

An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.
Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.
by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012
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call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013
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Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.
Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!
by mile211 July 30, 2018
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Triple Dutch Rudder

(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.

(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.
by Walter Babcock March 3, 2018
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Dutch oven baby

When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.
by Thrashpanduh December 12, 2021
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sexy dutch oven

When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!
by Dutchbaby December 23, 2021
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Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
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