dutch chills

Synonym for douche chills, to be used in mixed company. Comes from Dutch expression, "plaatsvervangende schaamte," which roughly translates to douche chills.

Mom, those steampunk kids are totally giving me Dutch chills.

by TheSizzler May 8, 2008

Dutch wallet

Parsimonious, mean, tight with money. Can be used as a noun or adjective

He never stands a round that guy, he's a real Dutch Wallet

Are you buying a round, or have you fetched your Dutch Wallet out tonight?

by Foxholes January 3, 2012

Dutch canoe

Orgy in Amsterdam.

There were more people there an in a Dutch canoe!

by Dutch canoe November 12, 2014

Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time

"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

dutch lair

The "DUTCH LAIR" is where the common members of the honorable dutch clan live. But you cant just be a dutch man or boy, (by the way its pretty hard to get it) and call your home a dutch lair, you have to certify with the dutch master NETO!!!! dutch lairs are set up in numbers.

Hey dutch man ********, whanna go play some XBOX back at my dutch lait #b87?

by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005

Dutch Fudge Rutter

Masturbating with a friend's help. One's hand grasping his own penis, while his other hand has a thumb or fingers in his anus. Another guy works both the first guy's hands until the first guy ejaculates.

I made a big mistake on Monday, I walked into Eric's house and found his buddy Nick giving him the Dutch Fudge Rutter.

by Bester_Chester October 11, 2009

dutch fist

when a guy attempts to get ass and the girl claims she's on the rag. after this insanely bogus claim she won't have sex but she will allow for a hearty soak.

the act of soaking while a girl has her period.

"claimed she was on the rag. so i dutch fisted it in blood all night."

by dutch fist February 28, 2010