Ducking and diving

Rhyming slang for skiving

I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.

by spiltseed March 20, 2019

duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018

Fat duck

Another wsy of saying you fat fuck but it's the nice way

You fat duck

by Thefallin May 30, 2018

Duck Haters

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

Duck Fucker

People who think ducks are thicccc and want to smash.

Gabe- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Man- "Gabe is a duck fucker"

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020