A band, like Wilco, whose primary audience is comprised of dads with cool teenage kids, but who still attract enough cool teenage kids to be actually cool.
Joe: Have you heard the new Wilco CD?
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.
by Emily R-W March 02, 2008
An epic comeback to "you're mom gay"
by Hippyhaterpussyslayer July 08, 2018
A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.
by Laceylouwhoo March 01, 2016
A dad who has little to no interest in the lives of his children other than keeping up the appearance of a good father. Dad's such as this will buy their children meaningless material gifts, junk food, and occasional activities to win their child's affection, but will never be involved in a meaningful way beyond a token appearance.
Little Johnny has been in soccer for 5 years. Johnny's dad, Toolbag, shows up at one soccer game and continually refers to this event as a reference to his involvement in Johnny's life. Toolbag could be described as a "good-time dad."
by William H. Thompson November 18, 2007
When some one has dad hands, they tend to have large/wide hands, prominent knuckles, and long fingers. They basically swallow you hand when hand-holding.
by -fluent_in_sarcasam- April 08, 2019
beccas dad is really really rad hes all i want and ive waited so long becca cant you see your just not the girl for me i know it might be bad but im in love with beccas dad . <3
HOT! in his bicycle shorts ;) ...
who?
BECCA'S DAD
whos that guy over there?
Oh him? thats beccas dad.
I WOULD IF I COULD SO I WOULD!
...i DID.
your such a slut KENZO!
who?
BECCA'S DAD
whos that guy over there?
Oh him? thats beccas dad.
I WOULD IF I COULD SO I WOULD!
...i DID.
your such a slut KENZO!
by pissingshit April 04, 2012
Ur dad is a woman
by Big black balls🦍🦧 February 25, 2022