To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014

by KK💗 May 14, 2015

Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"
by Idionyymi September 3, 2017

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."
"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."
by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019

The action of spreading a girls ass that has not been cleaned. Upon opening one years Yiddish echo from the depths. And smearing all bowel remains on ones face like simba
by BigDBUSTER June 5, 2025

After meeting my tinder date for taco Tuesday and margaritas we went back to my place and the bitch gave me a kentucky dirt stripe!
by Sweeper6 August 14, 2021
