commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005

commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!

Hey Commando! U r so cool!

by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004

commercial law

My annoying class that i'm taking this semester.

it is the worst course ever

by Mr G January 26, 2005

Commentardy

comments, remarks, and likewise that a human being with any sort of mental or physical handicap, abnormitally, or deformity makes regarding a given subject.

I watched this movie with this retard, because I have to do community service,and after that, I had to listen to his commentardy.

by Kurth Bemis January 15, 2005

commando butlick

a person who sucks up to a teacher/carer e.g a teachers pet or something like that

see that faggot lickin off that teacher? hes a commando butlick

by colonel ass pirate August 25, 2009