club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010

Sex-quity Card

When you have sex with your first person who is a member of AEA/Actor's Equity Association you get your "sex-quity card"

OMG I totally blew that hottie from Spring Awakening last night and bagged my sex-quity card.

by infiniteache May 20, 2010

Sight card

Future sight timeshifted card

Sight card designs can be real splashy.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

power cards

Noun. Slang term from the game Egyptian Rat Screw, referring to face cards, which allow you to win portions of the hand and are necessary to the strategy of winning. Someone with power cards is in control or lucky. Conversely, someone without power cards is on their way to losing.

Person 1: Hey, congratulations on your team's win!
Person 2: Yeah I know, we definitely had all the power cards last night.

Person 1: Oh wow, you look like a mess, what happened?
Person 2: I broke up with Becky last night. God, I've just got no more power cards.

by Sigma0 December 2, 2005

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 14, 2008

NASA cards

marijuana.
to play NASA cards, is to smoke marijuana.

"hey Tanner, lets go play NASA cards."

by N.G.C. April 21, 2008