Chip Giver

old men who give free chips to unsuspecting teens.

Jimmy got caught by the chip giver yesterday.

by Chip taker May 31, 2024

Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 9, 2016

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020

Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

Chips ahoy!

In the dead of night while someone is asleep someone it doesn't matter who will hold the sleeping person down shove chips up their ass and yell chips ahoy! And politely leave.

Hey john remember when we gave peter the good ol' chips ahoy! last year.

by Ward oyster June 1, 2021

Chip

A male customer who has entered an empty strip club on a quiet night. This customer is approached by multiple seagull-like strippers within the first minute of entering the premises. This customer will become overwhelmed/annoyed/intimidated instantly. Has no intention of spending money.

Stripper #1 in the change room: “is there any money out there?”
Stripper #2 “no just Chips”

by Princess Taysharni January 25, 2022

the chips have been dipped

another way to say THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILT

THE CHIPS HAVE BEEN DIPPED

by EMILY IS A HOE June 17, 2019