chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.

Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.

by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015

Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

Chocolate poptart

Eating this means you eat ass

Nathan loves chocolate poptarts.

by Dom_me_plz April 24, 2019

Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.

Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it

by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017

Chocolate Rocks

A synonym for feces or defecate.

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"

by ilovemycatalex September 2, 2011