person 1: Yo bro do you wanna buy this phone of me on paypal
person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped
person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped
by Sam sheffield April 8, 2019
Get the bumpmug. A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
Get the Florida Speed Bumpmug. A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019
Get the Bump Cushionmug. by IdoBumps October 5, 2016
Get the Bumpmug. At least as old as Black & White movies, a Bump is "A Little More" of something, typically intoxicating.
by KPryme June 15, 2018
Get the Bumpmug. The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string
Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.
by Mmmbrainz May 14, 2015
Get the plumpa-bumpsmug. A Japanese alternative rock group consisting of Motoo Fujiwara (Vocalist/guitarist), Yoshifumi Naoi (bassist), Hiroaki Masukawa (lead guitarist) & Hideo Masu (Drummer)
by Nicole_fangirl September 11, 2020
Get the Bump of chickenmug.