God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 3, 2024

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.

"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"

by sigma_man January 18, 2024

BLASTED

BIG B.L.A.S.T.

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time

by Holythunder October 15, 2017

Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.

WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??

by mighty-coon April 7, 2011

jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.

I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Baja blasted

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes

Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl

by Buiks March 31, 2021