Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 2, 2013

Big Bird

A bird who will bust down your door real quick

911, big bird is in the area

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

kaja the bird

Kaja the bird is not a lifestyle, it's not super man it's a dance, it's a beautiful thing that makes everything possible often confused whit kajaj witch is a lifestyle

Omg that person is kaja the bird, so good

by Kajak03 March 20, 2017

big bird

A really tall girl who likes to use her height to scare other people

Person 1:Did you know that big bird tried to use her height to scare away someone

by Big bird slayer October 20, 2019

bird hunting

When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus

See also: grouse skinning

If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting

by Oldskoo83 October 27, 2017

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018