Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

Uranium Beaver

some RANK ass coochie

GAWD DAYUM have you smelt that thang ? that girl as a URANIUM BEAVER

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Beaver

Wigs use to be made out of beaver pelts. Prostitutes would wear the beaver wigs hence the name.

Hey you seen them beavers down yonder?

by J.R. Dayton April 10, 2023

Beaver keg

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg

Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!

by MellowWolf June 24, 2025

beaver poacher

Any lesbian who tries to hook up with a straight woman. Usually in the effort of trying to outdo a man. (Like a woman could ever outdo a man....) This type of lesbian is easy to spot as they like to wear lots of denim. They think their Canadian Tuxedo helps them in their efforts against the male.

That beaver poacher just totally cock blocked me. I turned for my drink and when I looked back there was a wall of denim in my way!

by DirtyBalls the 3rd of England October 21, 2017