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blow-hoosters

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!
by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009
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I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”
“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour
by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019
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blowing in the microphone

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive
by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022
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Blow Hole.

Blow Hole: yes, a blow hole is a hole mostly found in sea mammals. No, it does not involve an action or a doing, it is just what it is, a blow hole, the blow hole of a whale can "expand and contract" or "contract or expand" either way it changes size, every so often, at will (so watch out!)

Yes, we do blow on those things, think of a trumpet or a tuba, like really, really, really loud!

No, i don't have anything nice to say about the "blow hole" other than, it happens.
"clean your "Blow Hole." you putz!"

"i trumpet thee oh "Blow Hole." nor a flower nor a nose, a whale, a whale, no less, but a whale!"

"at that moment in time, it was only a whale that could save that man! Watch out for the "Blow Hole" was the last thing he remembered. "
by good attention September 3, 2013
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bling blow

there is nothing to describe bling blow it’s like being insane or amazing but 1000 better.
by ferdaman123 November 1, 2019
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hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!
by unklesatan March 19, 2017
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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something
Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!
by Beethovena May 5, 2020
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