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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022
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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
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Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam
Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin
by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022
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cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.
You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.
by Sousukejc March 12, 2022
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Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.
Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!
by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022
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Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else
by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022
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