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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory 

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

Panic! At The Disco 

Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.
Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.

Panic! At the Disco 

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15
There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in
Panic! At the Disco by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Last year, at the pool with dad

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect

Skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy 

if you have ever used these words together in a sentence while speaking to someone, please never talk to anyone ever again.
Person 1: Hey man, lets do some skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy!

Person 2: *turns into an irish skibidi gooner* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SIGMA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEVEL 85489284483992018384742982 GYATT

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