Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.

What a fuckin urban asshole

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Dick Asshole

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.

"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"

by aclockwork3 August 28, 2008

your asshole

You.

Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.

by homes 661 January 8, 2012

Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.

Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."

"Jims Asshole"

by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011

charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.

"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"

by Pee Bag September 2, 2016