Evan(redefined)

Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw

Evan(redefined) is a mega munch

by evanisamouse February 12, 2023

Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

by GreenLanternMan August 16, 2021

evan healy

has an rtx 3070

wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy

by gtx haver January 15, 2022

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023