Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

joseph austin czajkowski

Joseph Austin Czajkowski is God

God's name is Joseph Austin Czajkowski

by Joeski89 February 27, 2024

Austin time

When a person named Austin says "its austin time" and austins all over the place

Austin: "It's Austin Time!"
Bob: "No I don't want to get austined!"
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by rogue109 March 1, 2024

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Austin

my cutie pie bf who loves transformers tm

wow Austin loves transformers

by ohesfohs March 20, 2024

Austin

A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.

Have you heard about Austin? He fucked a lady bug doll, then sent it to 12 year old girls.

by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024

austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021