Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

Evan

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends

That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh

by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022

Evan

Gay

Addie: Hey did you see Evan making his TERRIBLE quesadillas ?

Madi: Yeah he’s so gay!

by iambetterthanuineveryway January 3, 2020

Evan and Kate

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple

Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”

by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014