The act of masturbating on the toilet whilst taking a shit. Usually performed in a dirty pub cubicle.
"Dude, I saw this gorgeous chick in the bar last night, she was so hot that I had to go to the toilet for a Dirty Alex immediately!"
by Filthy Ben August 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Alexmug. by MiserySermon333 May 9, 2022
Get the Alex Terriblemug. It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.
by StoryGod June 3, 2014
Get the alex the brownmug. A term that means that you like it a eight inch all american all the way up the ass, some say so far that it touches their stomach.
by Kris haas December 5, 2013
Get the Alex Sandmiremug. by wonderdragon5 April 23, 2017
Get the alex savagemug. by aljhfajksdhfkajdhslkasdhf March 21, 2008
Get the alex heartbreakermug. A Chad Alpha male who exposes the Global Elitists, And who doesn't like em' putting putting chemicals in the water, that turn the flricking frogs gay!
by RandomNerdyGuy June 23, 2021
Get the Alex Jonesmug.